My brother, the time traveler.
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My brother, the time traveler.

In the Car

  • Me: Oh, it's a deer.
  • Dad: A what?
  • Me: Like, a doe.
  • Mom: A deer.
  • Mom & I: A female deer.
  • *Highfive*
Did I ever mention that I have this? I think i might have skimmed over that fact.
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Did I ever mention that I have this? I think i might have skimmed over that fact.

TIL

The Nook ebook publication of “War and Peace” replaces every instance of “kindeled” with “nookd.”

‎”It was as if a light had been [nookd] in a carved and painted lantern…” 

-Leo Tolstoy


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Guess who just signed up for bartending classes? I won’t guess because I already know. Give up?

Stuck in traffic under a billboard that says “Adopt a Greyhound.”
Too perfect.

  • Dad: I'll be ready to go in a minute.
  • *Takes a nap*

Drew and the Case of the Not-Fun Summer

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George RR Martin, you’re breaking my heart one Stark at a time.

Fun Fact

My dad didn’t know you could take leftovers home from a restaurant until he started dating my mom.